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必须要有的沙雕文案
下雨天适合睡觉,晴天需要出去看春光,一年下来竟然没有一天是适合上班的一天。人类的终极目标是闲情逸致,而不是工作,究竟要到什么时候才能退休?于是,摆烂了。今天的摆烂,只是为了以后更灿烂!
1、自信这个东西吧,它不属于80后,也不属于90后,更不属于00后,它属于脸皮厚。
2、生活太难,能否叫声美女,让我迷失依稀自己。
3、别人都是笑起来很好看,但是你却不一样,你是看起来很好笑。
4、天气:晴。身体:圆。毛爷爷:缺。今天又是阴晴圆圈的一天。
5、好看的皮囊你养不起,有趣的灵魂看不上你。
6、我的情绪大致可以分为四类;吃太多,睡太多,想太多,花太多。
7、喜欢一个人的时候,大脑会自动加滤镜,美白,磨皮,不喜欢的时候秒变原图。
8、一直对发型和身材不满意的人,有一个共同点:不肯承认这是脸的问题。
9、做废物是极需要天赋的,我们普通人只配好好活着。
12、事情做不完的话就明天再做吧,运气好的话,明天死了就不用做了。
13、这狗屁城市压根没有值得让我打扮的人,连擦口红都是多余的。
14、我的摆烂人生:《不行就算了》、《你说的都对》、《那我别活了》、《不要也行》。
15、我的摆烂一生:上学:《我不念了》;上班:《我不干了》;老了:《我不活了》。
16、做事一定要三思而后行,能不能不做,能不能明天做,能不能交给别人做。
17、 不是不想见到你,而是不知道见到你该说什么。
18、这世界很有趣,没意思的是我。
19、别人说我很好,我很好,你为什么不要。
20、每个人是不是都是好一阵,坏一阵,真想好运常住我心里。
21、下雨天适合在家睡觉,晴天需要出去看看春光,一年下来竟然没有一天是适合上班的一天。
22、我最大的能耐就是躺着不动。
23、我从没喜欢过工作,我的目标永远是得过且过。
24、我过着一种不正确的生活。我什么也不做,并且睡得很晚。
25、我工作是为了睡觉。我睡了吃,然后再睡。这里才是真正的生活。
26、给我一张彩票,要中奖的。
27、你想干什么?我想游手好闲。
28、我成天琢磨的,都是如何不用工作,也能维持自由玩乐的生活。
29、我的修身原则:一 、不工作;二 、没人管;三、 一个人。
30、我想过上一种不被闹钟吵醒的生活。
31、明天只是今天的继续,明天承继着今天的委屈。
32、工作的乐趣顶多只能将口袋装满,但工作的苦闷却是要卡车才装得下。
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毕业论文致谢词范文(英文版)
论文致谢词英文一:
I would like to extend my deep gratitude to all those who have offered mepractical, cordial and selfless support in writing this thesis.
Firstly, I am extremely grateful to my supervisor, Prof. Wang Baorong. He guidesme, influences me and helps me in the process of writing this thesis. It is with hispatience, generosity, and encouragement that I finally write, revise and perfect mythesis.
Secondly, I am much obliged to all teachers who ever taught me during the yearsof my postgraduate studies, esp. Prof. Li Changbao, associate Prof. Shao Youxue,associate Prof. Ceng Qunxia, associate Prof. Chen Xianghong and associate Prof.
Teng Chao. It is these distinguished professors who give me the opportunity to walkinto the academic world. To study with them will always be an honor for me and theirinstructions will follow me in my future studies.
Thirdly, my dear friend, Bao Yizong, who has worked in the audio-visual fieldfor more than three years, has also offered me great help. Based on his real experience,I can really catch a glimpse of the subtitling process and subtitlers' workingenvironment, which paves way for an accurate and pragmatic study of Red Sorghum'sEnglish subtitles.
Lastly, I also want to thank my family members, esp. my wife and my lovelydaughter. It is their understanding and patience that make this thesis possible.
论文致谢词英文二:
The completion of the thesis is attributed to many people's support andencouragement.
First and foremost, I want to extend my heartfelt gratitude to my supervisor,Professor Cao Daogen, whose patient guidance, valuable suggestions and constantencouragement make me successfully complete this thesis. His conscientious academicspirit and modest, open-minded personality inspire me both in academic study and dailylife. He gives me much help and advice during the whole process of my writing, whichhas made my accomplishments possible.
Also, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all the professors who havetaught me in this university. Their instructions have helped broaden my horizon andtheir enlightening teaching has provided me with a solid foundation to accomplish thispaper and will always be of great value for my future career and academic research.
My thanks also go to the authors whose books and articles have given meinspiration in the writing of this paper.
Last but not least, I would like to express my special thanks to my parents, whosecare and support motivate me to move on and make me want to be a better person.
论文致谢词英文三:
Upon finishing this thesis, I would like to express my great gratitude towards allthose who have offered me sincere assistance in the three years.
First and foremost, my hearty thanks go to my supervisor, Professor ZhangRuwen, who has given me insightful suggestions and constant encouragement both inmy study and in my life. Furthermore, Professor Zhang's painstaking teaching andvaluable advice have profoundly contributed to the completion of the present thesis.
Also, I own my thanks to all the professors who have taught and enlightening meduring my studies in the campus, for guiding me in the field of research work, whichis both challenging and fantastic. The experience and profit I obtained will be ofgrand importance to my further studies.
Finally, I am also grateful to my family and friends, who encourage and supportme and share with me my worries, frustrations, and happiness.
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有趣沙雕的文案
1.每次遇到那种不是很好使的感应水龙头, 都感觉自己像是要饭的。2.工作就像方便面,曲曲折折,三分钟热度,关键是加量不加价。3.在这个世界上,总有很多事情无法解释, 比如有的人吃饭长智商,有的人吃饭长脂肪。4.如果我有钱了,这句话就不加如果了。5.你的好友已下线请转账后联系。 6.长这么大没学到别的本事,就掌握了一项特殊技能,白天不用安眠药也能安眠, 晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。7.真羡慕你的皮肤,保养得真厚。8.不要跟我讲道理,给我钱就行了,你说啥都对。9.从来不相信一见钟情,只是在照镜子的时候会有些动摇。10.你很特别你知道吗?你是上天派来的小公猪。
11.别看我整天看剧聊天玩游戏,剩下的时间我可都在认真睡觉呢。
12.每次聊天的时候我都会反复斟酌,很怕说错一句话......让你以为我想继续聊天。
13.不是每句“对不起”都能换来“没关系“,但是每句“你大爷”都能换来“你大爷“
14.高!实在是高!朋友一边鼓掌,一边对我的发际线说。
15.假如你20岁左右,你最好看的朋友和你差不多大,那么他的微信号是?
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文案沙雕搞怪文案
1.什么来日方长,还不如我的淀粉肠
2.家贫无从致书以观,遂不观,开摆。
3.你喜欢什么样的姐给你变
4.你一句讨厌帅哥,自卑写满了我的脸上~
5.别人被逼一逼: 发奋图强,我被逼一逼:不活
6.有男朋友了,不想和没有男朋友的人说话了,感觉都不是一个层次的了。
7.瘦的时候一两一两的瘦,胖的时候一斤一斤的胖,没意思,真的没意思。
8.我们家卫生间里,从不放卫生纸,擦脱都用玫瑰花杆,爷玩的就是浪漫。
9.我以为我不喝酒不抽烟不去酒吧,你会夸我是好女孩,没想到你说我土狗。
10.原来我一直不太清楚自己的择偶标准,直到后来遇见了你,我才知道,你这样的不能要。
11.谢谢你们没有删我,我一个乡下人,在养猪在这个朋友圈里根本没有存在感,也没有人会喜欢我,文凭也不是很高,不是很有钱也不懂很多梗,能看着你们朋友圈我就很羡慕
12.睡不着,闭上眼睛脑子里都是诗句,有知识的人就是这样吧,十年生死两茫茫,喜羊羊与灰太狼。
13.不行就互删吧,我一边喂猪一边等你消息,时间太漫长了,我总是安慰自己说村里信号不好,今年村子建5G基站,我再也骗不了自己了。
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沙雕的文案 1、上了这么多年学,却什么也没学会,请叫我白学公主。2、明明知道熬夜对身体不好,为什么还要熬夜?因为我不是明明。3、请大喊美女三声,我会马上出现,如