杂志和报纸的英文小短文

Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me Mother prepared a tea party for I invited all of them to come and take part in The tea party began at half past There were cold drinks and We ate, talked and We felt that we were the happiest men in the world 昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。。 I like the Chinese new year better than any other This is a time especially for rest and I need not I wear good clothes and eat good I have a good time from morning till I am as happy as a 我喜欢中国新年比喜欢其它任何节日更甚。这是一个专为休息和欢乐的时间。我不需要读书。我穿好衣服，吃好东西。我每天从早到晚日子过得轻松愉快。我和上帝一样快乐。 No sooner had the witer vacation begun than I returned to my native Of course I must make good use of it;In the morning I reviewed my lessons and read newspapers or In the afternoon I played ball games with my friends or went fishing in the At night I watched television with my hardly had the clock on the wall struck ten when I went to 寒假刚一开始，我就回故乡了。自然我须好好利用它。 早晨我复习功课并阅读报纸或杂志。下午我和朋友打球，或去河中钓鱼。晚上我就和家人看看电视。墙上的钟刚敲十下，我就去睡觉了。 I live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious! 今天我过得非常开心！早上，天气非常好！于是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空气非常清新，山上的花草树木都显得格外美丽。晚上回到家，我与家人坐在一起看电视，我们还一边聊天一边吃着水果，全家其乐融融！

1、Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very We all appreciate the fine girls We enjoyed the beautiful nature We happily spent a happy 今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。 2、Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了。 3、Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking Novel write true naturally, The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle 英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国 《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。 我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神 4、The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in The crowd Then the second-place man sliced a fly into A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to "Why are you so happy?" someone "You missed!" "Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a " 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。 他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 “你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” 5、A Mistake An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered S Peter explained that there had been a "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never " "Done!" said the A Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the "Where are the others?" asked a "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should " 搞错了 一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。” “成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。 “其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。 “我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。” 6、Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain A woman is driving down the same As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the If only men would 猪还是女巫 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 7、Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of " Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course After all, I may be " A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?" The winning reply was: "The one nearest the " 答问技巧 衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。” 当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。” 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？” 获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。” 8、Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in There was no sign of the "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the "Forget the damn lion!" he "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" 伟大的猎手Jonesie 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 “Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。 “哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？” 9、Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow " The next day it A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow " The next day there was a "This Indian is incredible," said the He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two Finally the director sent for "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his "Don't know," he "Radio is " 天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨"第二天果然下雨了 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴"果然,第二天下了雹暴 "印度人真神,"导演说他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气 几次预报都很成功然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了"我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了明天天气如何啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩"我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了" 10、Love is the parents is the world's largest love, is in their minds share of family support them, let them come in the heart of the disaster sons and Kitagawa, May 14, 2008, the parents who struggle with death more than 40 hours after the three-year-old girl Song Xin Yi finally rescued, rescue workers to feed her Her parents live in the time, desperate to protect the fragile body of her, until both passing away, also maintained that Parents touched by the love of God, let the children saved, small Xinyi Zaitianzhiling parents can comfort!爱的力量父母之爱莫过于是世界上最大的爱，是他们心中的那份亲情支撑着他们，让他们在灾难来临时心系儿女。北川，2008年5月14日，在父母身下与死神抗争四十多小时后，三岁的小女孩宋欣宜终于获救，救援人员喂她喝牛奶。她的父母在活着的时候，以脆弱的身躯拼死保护着她，直到双双逝去，还保持着那种姿势。父母的爱感动了上天，让孩子得救了，小欣宜父母的在天之灵可以安慰了！