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Sheldon邀请霍金玩填字游戏，对方接受了，他认为这是官方认可成为朋友了。他和霍金玩得很开心，把对方虐得佷狠，可是对方不玩了。 Bernadette说起洗澡出来拿了个类似浴巾的东西擦身，结果发现那是Howard老妈的内裤……只好重洗一次，重洗也洗不掉内心的创伤。Penny被大家发现在看历史书，原来她偷偷在社区大学上课，还瞒着Leonard。她终于告诉Leonard，自己第二天要提交论文，Leonard忍不住强迫症要看她论文，半夜起来偷看发现写得不好，想帮忙改又不敢。 两个人都很苦恼，Leonard和Sheldon自说自话了半天，决定拿出赛棋钟，轮流吐槽并安慰，结果Sheldon完全不安慰对方只顾着说自己的烦恼。 Leonard鼓起勇气把自己帮忙写的论文交给Penny，被Penny拒绝了，而且还很生气地叫嚣着让他别管。 Sheldon得到霍金的再次垂青后，不敢再赢他了。 Penny拿着自称自己写的论文得了B-来羞辱Leonard，十分得意。回头就告诉Bernadette和Amy，要继续努力，帮她写出好论文，争取得A。 Sheldon接到了霍金的电话，霍金赢了他很高兴，但也狠狠地讥笑了他，说他和黑洞有共同点——都很烂（黑洞吸收物质）。 It's not a big deal. 没什么啦 There's something I need to tell you. 我有事情要告诉你 I don't want you to make a big deal out of it. 因为我不想你小题大作 Is it possible we're having two different conversations? 咱俩貌似讨论的不是同一件事 I have got to cut her loose. 我得跟她断交 I wasn't done talking. 我还没说完呢 It only works on the weak-minded. 只有意志薄弱的人才会被操控 So let me get this straight. 让我理理清楚 Yeah, but if he's a sore loser, maybe you're better off without him. 但如果他这人输不起 没这个朋友也罢 Way ahead of you. 早想到了 Haven't heard of you in a couple days. 几天没见到你了 How'd it go with Leonard? 他有啥反应 So, I know this goes without saying, but if either of you tell Leonard you helped me rewrite this paper, I will beat you both with a bag of oranges. 我知道这是多此一举 但如果你们告诉Leonard你们帮我重写了论文 我会用一袋橘子打爆你们俩